Sunday, October 31, 2004

Out For The Rest Of The Season



Man, I really feel bad for Djibril Cisse. Trying to make his mark in the Premiership and still trying to find his feet and prve himself, and THIS ( warning, u need a strong stomach to see this picture) happens to him. Such bad luck. The Ewood park curse strikes again.Talking about the game, however, there are a few points that i noticed while i was watching the match last night.

1) Kewell is now definitely playing based on past reputation. When he came on last night, it was so obvious that he was off the pace, and that just distrupted the teams chemistry. Before he came on we were pounding on the Blackburn defence. After he came on, we just seemed to lose it.

2) We seemed to lose our concentration once Cisse went off. I think they were all concerned about Ciise and couldn't concentrate on the game. The reaction by Garcia once Baros told him the extent of the injury just showed how genuinely concerned he was.

3) Salif Diao must be an absolute superstar on the training field as I still do not see how he can even deserve a place on the bench. When he came on last night, he seemed just plain crap.

4) Josemi seems to look dodgier and dodgier by every game. The opposition seems to have found out that he isn't really blessed with that much pace. He was at fault for, both goals that we conceeded last night. The first one was him expecting Emerton to be offside, and the second when he couldn't just react faster and boot the ball into row Z, although Hyppia too should have done that in the first place.

Anyway, here's hoping to a speedy recovery to Ciise. I feel really really bad for him, but these things just happen in football. Now, I am definitely sure we will be getting a striker this January.

You'll Never Walk Alone, Cisse

Thursday, October 28, 2004

World's Largest Penis



... is made of paper

"Nick Robinson was celebrating the launch of his new book, Adult Origami, in London.

The 10ft 7in penis was constructed by Tower Bridge and in the shadow of London's Gherkin skyscraper.

Nick spent 33 minutes 15 seconds struggling with a huge sheet of paper as he worked on folding the giant phallus.

He then transported the penis to City Hall to amuse passers-by and officials watching from the uppermost balcony."


I know. This must be the most idiotic feat i've heard before. Well, probably not the most idiotic, but quite close. Sad.

Courtesy of Ananova, fine suppliers of quality news.

Best News I've Heard Today



It's been a slow slow day today, but what do you know? Salif Diao might be leaving! Why yes son, please just f*ck off. Please. Best news I've heard in ages. Yes, you really made my day today and I sincerely hope you do eventually leave in January. Actually I am a bit shocked too that there are actually teams interested in signing him, so it would seem!

On another piece of transfer rumour monggerring nugget, it seem that Morientes thinks that Liverpool would be a great option! . Now that is a player of quality that i would not mind seeing coming to Anfield. However, I do have my doubts about this link considering the fact that Morientes would definitely cost a huge amount of hard cash for us to get Real Madrid to let him leave and I just do not see where the money would be coming from. Still hoping, however.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Lost in Translation



Am bored, got tons of work to do for tomorrow, and what did i do for the past 2 hours? Why, watch "Lost in Translation" on my laptop, of course! Darn you procrastination! Anyway, I wouldn't say Lost in Translation would be the best ever movie that i have ever seen before in my life, but i do think that it is quite an interesting movie, although at the end of it I did sort of have the feeling of "What the hell, so what, is that it?!!". Anyway, i just HAVE to add that i thought Scarlett Johanson looked quite cute throughout the movie. :D *Sigh*. It was interesting to see how life as a foreigner in Japan can be and how lonely it could be being there by yourself. The question of when will Bill Murray actually screw Scarlett Johansson did cross my mind a couple of times as well, although the thought of Bill Murray, erm... let's not go there. But at the end of it, I guess the moral of the story would be that you can find friendship anywhere and in any situations, and from whatever experiences that you go through, its the friendships and relationships that you make that count, and would be what you bring with you into the future and remember. Well, that's what I think.

Like my life in my former workplace. Its not the projects, or the reports, or the systems that I have worked on that I cherish the most from it, but for me, what I would take with me and remember from it all would be the good people (let me emphasize the *good* here) that I've worked with. I would remember more fondly the times we spent together working, or the 2am night shifts where we were working our asses off and with shit loads of work to do but still could find time to monkey around and get everyone laughing just to make sure that the environment is more lively, or even the times that we spent at the mamak at 11pm after we finished work.

Thinking of Scarlett Johansson now... *sigh*

I don't want your history, I don't want that stuff
I want you to shut your mouth, That would be enough
I don't care if you've been here before, You don't understand
Tonight I feel above the law, I'm coming into land
I want your love and I want it now

I know, I'm sad! OK back to work :P

Monday, October 25, 2004

Lucky Devils



Why were they lucky? Well, from last nights game, several reasons actually. One, Rio *could* have been sent off for a professional foul. Second, they *could* have conceeded a penalty. Third, Ruud *could* have been sent off for what I would say an X rated challenge on Ashley Cole (I know, i know, i hate that diving bastard as well, although i do admit he is a superb left back, but that doesn't warrant dishing that sort of challenges to him... erm.. maybe, come to think about it again... nah.. still not.. ha ha ha). Fourth, the penalty they scored was EXTREMELY touch and go. It was not a clear cut decision at all.

However, saying all that, I have to take my hat off to Sir Alex, since his rough house tactics did provide him with a win, and ended the Gooner's unbeaten run. He probably just told his boys to kick the living daylights out of the Arsenal players, although I have a feeling they did probably target Reyes in particular considering the treatment he was getting last night.

Oh well, all in all, it was an entertaining game. Too bad no one got sent off nor were there any extended fist action on the field, although there were rumours of some "afters" after the game though. The Premiership race has been thrown open again. Lets see how the Gooners react to this setback. Also, people are saying that with this result, Manyoo are still in the race. If thats the case, then Liverpool, one point behind and with a game in hand could also be considered "still in the race"? No?

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Blimey, what a performance!



I was pretty much worried at around the fifteenth minute of the first half. We should have been 10 goals up by that time but for the wasteful nature on the night of Messers Milan and Djibril. Flashback to around a year ago, and we would see ourselves putting our foot off the gas after 15 minutes of absolute domination and gradually letting Charlton back into the game and by the second half it would have been anybody's game. Come the 89th minute, Charlton would score via a freakish goal that bobbled of the knee of some Charlton player from a corner and trickle oh so slowly into the net. I would have then shouted obscene profanities and start referring to players and managers by animals such as donkeys and monkeys.

That was then. This is now. For the rest of the match, what happened just shows how far we have gone in the short time so far that we've been under the guidance of Rafa Benitez. Never once did we look like we didn't have control of the game, although i do admit we take our foot slightly off the throttle for 2 to 3 minutes of the first half, if i can vaguely remember. We kept our shape, kept our cool and more importantly, kept on attacking them.

Come the 56th minute, cometh the man. Risse belted a scorcher of a shot into the bottom lefthand side corner from the edge of the box which left Kiely grasping into thin air. I would refrain myself into calling this a "trademark Riise effort" as it has been a LONG while since he has been scoring these sort of goals, and you can only call it a trademark effort if he can consistently score like, in my honest opinion that is.

So, we're one nil up, cue the defensive substitution, hoofing the ball up to the forwards, and the agony of waiting for the final whistle while we keep on getting hammered by the opposition. Oops! We aren't in the Houllier era anymore are we now? So what happened was more posession football, and taking the game to Charlton and not letting them settle to create any chances. So, cue another candidate of goal of the week by non other than the new crowd favourite, Luis Garcia, scoring an absolute peach of a goal from probably 25 yards or so. Cue me jumping like a maniac at the mamak, and strangers giving me the look thinking "What the f*cks wrong with you mate?!"

Think all they want. I am happy with the performance. True, we might have not won the premiership yet. True, we might have not scored 10 or more goals in the game. True also, that we might have wasted countless opportunities to actually make it 10 goals or more. We might have only been playing friggin Charlton Athletic who aren't really the definition of Premiership big guns are they? But goddammit, we are definitely heading in the right direction and I love the way we play now (at home so far that is), and i love the feeling that I get at the end of the match where I am looking forward to the next match to be shown. I was telling my friends during the game before we scored, that even if we had drawn nil nil, i still would have been happy for the performance that the players served today. We are finally playing proper football and I can't complain.

I noticed during the game that once Cisse moved to play from the right wing, he looked much much more menacing there with his pace running at defenders and creating chances. It is interesting to note that Henry plays almost exactly like that for Arsenal, although on the left side of the pitch. I would like to see Cisse to keep trying that as it actually does look to have massive potential.

One thing did annoy me tremendously today though. Why was Igor not on the bench today and why on earth was that waste of space, sorry excuse of a Senegalese international doing there instead? Oh well. You can't win them all can you?

You'll Never Walk Alone

Koptalk News is free again



Just a few quick mentions here. Found out that Dunc (the editor of Koptalk) has decided to make Koptalk News free again. Ha ha ha, knowing what a cheap bastard I am, this is certainly great news since this is one great place to get all the juicy news from Anfield, although it is highly recommended to take any of his transfer rumours with a tablespoon of salt.

Also, I have decided to change my commenting engine back to Haloscan since i just can't stand the need to log in everytime i need to add a comment. So, happy commenting y'all.

Another quick note as well, i still can't seem to get that beat from Vanilla Ice out of my head, thanks to this post by Sashi, reminding me of those days gone by. Darn.. Dum.. Dumm Dum Dum.. Oh well.

Oh yeah.. will be putting up another entry for my thoughts on the Liverpool game last night soon as well.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Good Analogy



A very interesting analogy of why Arsenal are not quite "performing" in Europe that I found on football365 this morning.

"To use a somewhat inappropriate analogy, Arsenal just can't get it up when it comes to European football. The irony of it all!

They're like a massively hung beast of a man who gets the jitters when it really matters. What makes it worse is that the much uglier, weedier, less endowed and altogether much less likeable bloke from West London who seems to have no trouble scoring on the big night.

Still, at least there's a spark of excitement with Arsenal, unlike the big mouthy lad from up North, who keeps on going on about the fit bird he shagged in Barcelona years ago as if it makes up for the fact that he's got absolutely nothing ever since, culminating in a night of complete and utter impotence in Prague!

Will O'Doherty"

Ha ha ha... I just laughed at the way he just decided to take a cheap shot at 'em laddies from up North :P

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Happy Belated 1st Anniversary



Dear Blog,

I know this is a bit late, but happy belated first birthday. My, how fast time has past since the my first post on the 3rd of October 2003, suitably entitled "This is my first post". You have been a very loyal servant to me, taking in all my rants and random rambling. My, how much you have changed since the days where you were still using a standard blogger template and serving out text only entries from yours truly. Now, you serve out a healthy variety of hot women with every post and wear a customized template. So, in commemorating your one full year of loyal service to me, with great pleasure, i present to you a new template for you to wear for your everyday tasks of serving out my entries to the average daily hits of 6 visitors a day. I hope you really like it. Also, I have realized that i have been neglecting you these past few months and i haven't been feeding you with new and fresh entries for you to serve out to our one regular reader, yes that's you Sashi, and also not forgetting fresh pictures of hot women as well, but i just have to admit that the workload has been really getting to me lately. So, for that, i present you with a shot of Monica Bellucci from the Matrix series attached with the entry. I hope you enjoy that as well. OK, fyingbananasinkualalumpur, hope to see you soon again. Here's to another year of serving out my entries to the public.

You'll Never Walk Alone,
BrainDead Malaysian